midwest girls and their cornfield tan

are down to earth and understand

they'll always extend a helping hand

they know what it means to stand by their man

she's my friend, not just a fan.

cali girls with their golden hair

the ocean breeze and the flowers they wear

they surf and swim with a sunkissed grin

convertible cars and drive - thru sin.

southern girls with their sexy drawl

please and thank you. can i help y'all?

they'll share some beer in the pick up truck

where country cousins try their luck.

arab girls with their haunting eyes

a thousand nights, a thousand sighs

they hide themselves from prying eyes

and underneath the dark disguise

is a girl who's longing to be wise.

northern france? cest magnifique

the height of elegance and chic

a slender hand, a crepe suzette

the most beautiful girls I ever met.

cava cava cava bien. can't wait to see paree again.

southern france and northern spain

or is basque the proper name?

gypsy eyes - red lips apart

muy muy caliente heart

pray and eat, drink wine and fight

sleep all day and fuck all night

mucho corazon amour, mucho mas por favor

fiesta, siesta y todo - i cannot let espana go.

east coast girls can get there fast

they fight to win. they're built to last

shrewd and cool. nobodys' fool.

she knows what she wants. she'll get it from you.

she weathers ice and blistering sun

and still looks better than anyone.

I am just a white trash girl

from my van, I see the world.

wherever I go, I am blessed from above

by the beautiful women who show me their love.

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